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Fatties are smokers

Fatties are smokersStep 1Indoctrinate into the health issues of being overweight.Step 2. Socialize medicine so everyone bears the cost.Step 3. Use step 2 to claim moral authority to control what you eat.Step 4. Sit back and smile as a nation full of useful idiots go along with your plans to...

Tags: Vertical industries, fatty, BMI, Fatties

Discussion threads 2009-03-18

Fatties are just food addicts

Fatties are just food addictsPossible explanations for drug side effectsInteresting. This might explain the fact that many people who take neuroleptic drugs for schizophrenia, Tourette's syndrome, bipolar syndrome, etc., gain weight. Neuroleptics are commonly developed starting with compounds which block D2 dopamine receptors, then going through steps to tweak the...

Tags: Food & Beverage, Neuroleptics, Fatties, food addict, food

Discussion threads 2008-10-17

Saints and non-smokers also get lung cancer

Saints and non-smokers also get lung cancer.....One more reason I am glad I live in California! It's hard for smokers around where I live. And amen to that! No smoking indoors, or within 25 feet of air intakes, windows or doors. And I love telling smokers they have to back...

Tags: smoker, college kid, risk

Discussion threads 2008-09-09

The war against tobacco escalates

The war against tobacco escalatesCan't waituntil tobacco is a distant memory. The stench of smokers is appalling and I make it a point to stand as far away from them as possible. And when they try to get closer I tell them not to. When asked why, my answer is...

Tags: tobacco, cigarette, smoker

Discussion threads 2008-07-29

Smoker'sCalc 1.1 (Windows)

Smoker's Calc is a program created for smokers and ex-smokers. For those who are about to quit smoking, for those who have already done it, and for their families and friends. Give a few basic details of your smoking habits, and Smoker'sCalc will calculate: change in your estimated life span...

Tags: Cigarette, Microsoft Windows, PHU Nero, Smoker

Software downloads 2006-07-20

Additional Resources

XP Smoker Pro 5.6 (Windows)

Improve the performance for your computer drastically. You can also stop and disable useless services in Windows XP. And in the end, you will reduce subsystem bottlenecks, increase application and boot speeds, and ultimately increase the stability of your system. Simple for Beginners. Powerful for Experts. And it really works....

Tags: WareSoft Software, XP Smoker Pro, Microsoft Windows XP, Operating Systems, Microsoft Windows, Software

Software downloads 2009-06-17

XP Smoker 5.6 (Windows)

Improve the performance of your computer drastically. You can also stop and disable useless services in Windows XP. And in the end, you will reduce subsystem bottlenecks, increase application and boot speeds, and ultimately increase the stability of your system. Simple for beginners. powerful for experts. And it really works....

Tags: WareSoft Software, XP Smoker, Microsoft Windows XP, Internet, Operating Systems, Microsoft Windows, Software

Software downloads 2009-06-12

Chuck Norris Syndrome and IT failure

Chuck Norris Syndrome and IT failurelololoolloolARghhhhhhh thx for the good laugh you make my day man .....Chuck norris syndrome arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhHuman's Hate ChangeThis is a statement I make repeatedly - in every presentation I ever deliver and especially in my Process Management presentation. So your following summation truly...

Tags: Strategy, Chuck Norris Syndrome, information technology, IT Failure, Chuck Norris

Discussion threads 2009-04-28

We meat lovers are so screwed

We meat lovers are so screwedCows do not eat meat!It is also a scientific fact that meat protien is a requirement for brain development in any species. Maybe that is why some of us are as stupid as cows?Correlation does not necessarily beget causationHere's an idea. Just live the...

Tags: Food & Beverage, meat, meat lover, food, salad

Discussion threads 2009-03-24

Quit: Read This Book And Stop Smoking 1.05 (Mobile)

Quit: Read This Book And Stop Smoking is an evocative little application packs a remarkably powerful message. The author, a former pack-a-day smoker for 20 years, presents a succinct program to help people kick the habit. His technique is simple, based on a few distinct steps: Determine why to quit...

Tags: Mobile, Cigarette

Software downloads 2009-03-16

Quit Smoking in 30 Days or Less 3.5 (Windows)

This fantastic program will help you to mentally prepare yourself to quit smoking within 30 days. Lets face facts, if you are not mentally prepared to meet this challenge head on you will never quit smoking! You will be guided every step of the way so there will be no...

Tags: Program, HiQuality Software, E-books, Microsoft Windows, Productivity, Web Browsers, Personal Technology, Operating Systems, Software, Internet

Software downloads 2009-02-26

OpenAir Leadership Summit

Maturity of Great Service Leaders At the recent OpenAir Leadership Summit, I had the pleasure of speaking with a number of service industry professionals. I also got to share speaking responsibilities with service industry experts David Maister (of “Strategy and the Fat Smoker” and other books) and...

Tags: Balance Sheets, Brian Sommer, Finance, Financial Accounting, Financial Statements, Leader, Leadership, Management, OpenAir Inc., Service Executive, Skill, Team, Team Management, Training

Blog posts 2008-10-22

Learned helplessness

Learned helplessnessConfusing appsWell, I agree with your article. However, I must point out that even the most advanced users get befuddled when some company...ohhh...I dunno...let's use Microsoft as an example...changes a ubiquitous program like Office and muddles everything up. Many people I know who switched to the newest...

Tags: PRODUCTIVITY, Learned Helplessness, helplessness, computer

Discussion threads 2008-10-17

Taking a Bott beating

My colleague Ed Bott, who writes the Windows column for ZDNet, takes issue with the problem solving approach that I used when I went about migrating my friend Christine's old PC over to Vista. From the nature of the talkbacks to that original post, I would...

Tags: PC, Ed Bott, USB, Christine, Virtualization, Cloud Computing, Storage Management, Utility Computing, Desktops, Hardware, Storage, Jason Perlow

Blog posts 2008-09-23

What are we breathing now? Let me guess...

What are we breathing now? Let me guess...AIRSO!please stop using my AIR hold your breath so we can get clean air. you are messing it all up for usGET A REAL JOBBreathing deeplyconfident in the fact that the human system is excellent at filtering out all manner of substances...

Tags: Food & Beverage, political establishment, Dude

Discussion threads 2008-09-11

One Router to Connect Them All

Sunday afternoons are the few times I actually get some peace and don't have to think about major IT problems. I fire up my Weber smoker, throw on a couple of racks of ribs, fire up a bucket of hardwood charcoal and fruit wood chunks, and I chill for a...

Tags: Cable Modem, Router, Linksys Inc., Dad, Modems, Cable, Network Technology, Broadband Internet, Networking, Hardware, Components, Telecommunications, Personal Technology, Jason Perlow

Blog posts 2008-08-25

What was that about cutting music?

What was that about cutting music?Make sure your 'guiders' say the right wordsAlas, a formal education can propel anyone in the real world problem stage. And if a sound science approach no longer works you can rely on ancient models, even before we began to speak. For today...

Tags: education, music

Discussion threads 2008-07-10

How healthy is Barack Obama?

We had a lot of fun debating John McCain's health the other day, so it's fair to have the same debate regarding his likely Democratic opponent. Barack Obama is in excellent health, his doctor says. Dr. David L. Scheiner, his primary care doctor, sent out a one-page...

Tags: Aide, Doctor, John McCain, Barack Obama, Obama, Vertical Industries, Food & Beverage, Benefits, Healthcare, Corporate Governance, Enterprise Software, Software, Manufacturing, Human Resources, Business Operations, Corporate Law, Dana Blankenhorn

Blog posts 2008-06-03

Free Anti-Smoking Screensaver 1.0 (Windows)

Do you keep on trying to quit smoking but always fail and light a cigarette again? Our Free Anti-Smoking Screensaver will help you to get rid of this addiction. All you need is to download this screensaver and smoke the last cigarette in your life with our inveterate smoker. See...

Tags: 3D, Cigarette, Microsoft Windows, 3D Savers

Software downloads 2008-04-28

When all the technology in the world won't help

When all the technology in the world won't helpSmall Town BudgetsThe facts are most small town school systems will continue to teach non-technically. I'm a product of one small public high school two-hours from DC that couldn't afford a Calculus teacher. Solution? They gave us a telephone...

Tags: PRODUCTIVITY, computer, geometry

Discussion threads 2008-04-10