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Rednecks, old computers, and TCO

Rednecks, old computers, and TCOThis site...http://www.dtschmitz.comruns on a 2001 Gateway Laptop model 450SX: 1.6GHz ATA 80GB drive 512MB RAM ATI Radeon LY openSUSE 11 Linux Apache MySQL Perl Movable Type CMS Asterisk PBX cron rsnapshot to an external USB WD 80GB MyBook in my home.GoDaddy $10 Domain Reg. Email: Google...

Tags: ROI/TCO, PRODUCTIVITY, OPEN SOURCE, Redneck, TCO, old computer, Linux, Murph, photograph, computer

Discussion threads 2009-02-07

The Simpsons lampoon Apple

The Simpsons lampoon AppleHilarious and true!Some just have their tongues lodged so far up Steve Jobs' emaciating rearend that they just can't see how sadly ironic their self perceptions are.RE: The Simpsons lampoon AppleAh...too sad for the video...Thank you for your interest in FOX.This episode is currently only available to...

Tags: Microsoft Windows, Mac-user, Aesop, Apple Inc., SIMPSONS

Discussion threads 2008-12-01

Are trolls the rednecks of the social media world?

Are trolls the rednecks of the social media world?Calling a troll a 'redneck' would be entirely too graciousWhile one can make the argument that trolls and rednecks might not "know no better" when it comes to minding their manners, I have a troll who deliberately visits to make pointed comments...

Tags: Blogging, redneck, troll, social media

Discussion threads 2008-03-25

Additional Resources

Democrats lack votes for health care reform

It's amazingWhen Republicans are in power, Democrats can't get anything done. When Democrats are in power, Democrats can't get anything done. Who's running that show anyway?Carl RapsonRepublicansRepublicans will continue to run Washington until the assumptions underlying their rule change. This is good news.We dont need to overhaul a system that...

Tags: Vertical industries, Benefits, HEALTHCARE, health care, Nope, Obama, insurance, healthcare reform

Discussion threads 2009-09-24

Code Red for XML open source

Code Red for XML open sourceOpen source is secure = Bullshit liesDespite the eyes of millions of altruistic losers, horrific security are streaming through every day. Or maybe all the losers are so focused on developing another replacement desktop, that they don't have time for security. Or most likely, they're...

Tags: Viruses and worms, SECURITY, XML open source, open source, Code Red worm, XML

Discussion threads 2009-08-06

Dead-Finger Tech: The Weber Smokey Mountain

The Weber Smokey Mountain, also known as "The Bullet" will be the best $250-$350 you will ever spend and will reward you with years of enjoyment and smoky meaty treats, unlike many of the Dead-Finger gadgets you'll see picked by ZDNet's bloggers this summer. (Photo: Jason...

Tags: Bowl, Jason Perlow, Blogger, WSM, Bottom Bowl, Blogging, Handhelds, Internet, Hardware

Blog posts 2009-07-21

Redneck Jokes! 1.05 (Mobile)

We''ve compiled a list of over 100 of the best Redneck Jokes we could and put them in this mobile phone application for your enjoyment. So if you want some mobile amusement, here''s the application for you. (Of course if you''re a redneck then you probably won''t be amused. To...

Tags: Mobile, Advertising & Promotion, Marketing

Software downloads 2009-05-27

Rednecks, old computers, and TCO

Ever watch Blue Collar TV? Remember those pictures of the redneck's backyard with the junk automobiles and other rusty stuff that's too good to just throw out? Yeah? good! Come with me on a tour of home PC user garages, closets, and remote African desktops.. by Paul Murphy

Tags: Garage, Apple Macintosh, PC, TCO, Computer, Desktops, File Servers, Hardware, Enterprise Software, Software, Paul Murphy

Blog posts 2009-02-07

China taking orders for iPhone nano?

China taking orders for iPhone nano?What would be cheapThat would destroy what ever uberness they had left.... now every redneck at walmat will be walking around in one....

Tags: iPhone Nano, Apple iPhone

Discussion threads 2009-01-13

Chrome currently beating IE8 Beta in market share

Chrome currently beating IE8 Beta in market shareGet a life Garett. The world doesn't revolve around Google...ntnt.RE: Chrome currently beating IE8 Beta in market shareOf course, once the final release is reached, Microsoft can flick a switch and send IE8 to hundreds of millions of computers via Windows/Microsoft Update.Are you...

Tags: Web browsers, Chrome, Google Inc., IE8 Beta

Discussion threads 2008-12-15

Windows 7 - The "Blue Badge" experience

Windows 7 - The "Blue Badge" experienceProbably didn't want to distract testers...Microsoft probably didn't want to distract testers from focusing on more important items, so they left these trivial eye-candy features hidden.RE: Windows 7 - The"(for 32-bit Vista … no 64-bit version available yet)"Nice slip there ;)Underwhelmed...These features are profoundly...

Tags: desktop virtualization, Linux, Operating systems, Microsoft Developers, virtual desktop, Microsoft Windows 7, desktop, Microsoft Windows, Microsoft Corp., Compiz

Discussion threads 2008-11-10

Alabama's Broadband Tide

BROADBAND INITIATIVE â€" If you really want anywhere access to the Internet, you understand the value and you’ll pay for it. A DirecWay dish on an RV at Gulf State Park, on the so-called “Redneck Riviera,” at Orange Beach, Alabama. ORANGE BEACH, Ala. â€" No more...

Tags: Initiative, Broadband, Alabama, DirecWay, RV, Johnson, Broadband Internet, Network Technology, TVs, Telecommunications, Tv & Home Theater, Networking, Personal Technology, Home Entertainment, Tom Steinert-Threlkeld

Blog posts 2008-06-18

Fed slashes interest rates by half point

Fed slashes interest rates by half pointAfter some 20 increases in the last few years...They are gonna have to do more than that.One day they will learn to leave it the hell alone instead of upping them to stop inflation. That does NOT work and only sends us into...

Tags: Currency & Foreign exchange, Financial services, housing market, Federal Reserve Board, inflation, interest rate

Discussion threads 2008-01-30

Police Blotter: Breathalyzer code must be disclosed

Police Blotter: Breathalyzer code must be disclosedI did much the same thing with photo radarSome years ago, I got a speeding ticket in the mail from a photo radar outfit operating in Anchorage, Alaska. I filed a discovery motion asking for the calibration results and original manufacturer's testing that...

Tags: Aerospace & Defense, Breathalyzer, radar, Police Blotter, breathalyzer

Discussion threads 2008-01-28

Dept of Homeland Security: inexcusable IT waste on ADVISE project

Dept of Homeland Security: inexcusable IT waste on ADVISE projectLots of backscratching, I'm sureThis is what happens when lobbyists and insiders capture contracts. No need to really provide a working anything. Throw around jargon, promise the moon, befuddle and obfuscate. Just get them to sign on the...

Tags: Strategy, U.S. Department of Homeland Security, inexcusable IT, homeland security, information technology

Discussion threads 2007-09-11

Community Wi-Fi comes to San Francisco

Community Wi-Fi comes to San FranciscoWe shall see.And then if I am right will you come her and say you were wrong? I will...I wonder will start the law suit?You just know that either the telco or cable company is going to raise heck.Ain't gonna happen, my poor little...

Tags: Wireless LANs, WIRELESS, Wi-Fi, Community Wi-Fi

Discussion threads 2007-08-15

Chicken Hunter 1 (Windows)

Hunt 'til you drop. Chickens are on the loose. Hiding, running, fishing, and flying chickens everywhere. It's up to you and your dead-eye aim to save the farm. The redneck chicken hunt is on.

Tags: Loose, Chicken, Encore, Chickens, Microsoft Windows, Operating Systems, Software

Software downloads 2006-07-27

Soundrangers Mega-Ringers for Pocket PC 1.0 (Mobile)

Soundrangers brings you 19 mega ringtones optimized for your Windows powered Pocket PC. Included in this set are ringers such as ''Ice Cold Beer'', ''Farmyard'', ''Robot Ring'', ''Caller Detected'', ''Redneck Rooster'' and more. All sounds are 100% original wav files and made fresh in our laboratories.You can listen to a...

Tags: Mobile, Soundrangers, Pocket PC, Robots, Operating Systems, Handhelds, Hardware, Emerging Technologies, Software

Software downloads 2006-07-20

Photos: When tech gets bulletproof

Photos: When tech gets bulletproofcool...redneck attack vehicles

Tags: photograph

Discussion threads 2006-06-28

Vista plays hide-and-seek with hackers

Vista plays hide-and-seek with hackersI challenge you to find a time when ...... DonnieBoy was right about Microsoft!Just what we need...More CPU cycles spent cleaning up after its own design messes instead of getting any work done.Bloated is the understatement.Can you?What part of "protect" didn't you understand? This is...

Tags: Microsoft Windows Vista (Longhorn), SECURITY, Operating systems, vista, Microsoft Corp., Microsoft Windows Vista, hacker

Discussion threads 2006-06-01