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Insultan 1.0 (Mobile)

Let Insultan the Sultan of Insultin' give you some insults.The Sultan can generate numerous insults for you from his vast knowledge of insulting things to say.

Tags: Mobile, Insult, PocketForce, Advertising & Promotion, Strategy, Marketing, Management

Software downloads 2009-07-11

Don't call me a 'mommyblogger' - the Motrin brouhaha

* Jennifer Leggio is on vacation Guest editorial by Joanne Bamberger Things got a little heated in the blogosphere last week over a Motrin ad suggesting that babies were the new mommy accessory. I don't know what was going on the...

Tags: Mother, Advertisement, Network, Blog, Insult, Joanne Bamberger, Blogging, Networking, Internet, Jennifer Leggio

Blog posts 2008-11-28

Can't jump ship fast enough: Your worst IT jobs

You don't need to read Dilbert or watch Dirty Jobs to know that awful jobs are everywhere. Most likely, you've had one or five yourself. by Deb Perelman

Tags: Job, Information Technology, Insult, Database Developer, Recruitment & Selection, Human Resources, Workforce Management, Deb Perelman

Blog posts 2008-07-08

Microsoft's OEM chief defects to Lenovo

Microsoft's OEM chief defects to LenovoSo you two work at Microsoft?For a bunch of Microsoft employees, you guys sure aren't very loyal. BTW: Ballmer does get over excited, but he's sane. I would oust him out, but he's not crazy.How many chairs did Ballmer destroy this time?Wuahahaha!! I wonder how...

Tags: Steve Ballmer, insult, Microsoft Corp., Lenovo Group Ltd.

Discussion threads 2007-12-02

AutoInsult 3.5 (Windows)

AutoInsult is a fun little program that generates insults for you in a variety of styles. It then copies them into the clipboard as text so that you can paste them into e-mails, documents, or wherever else a good insult might be needed. You can also get it to pop-up...

Tags: Insult, Coruscant, AutoInsult, Microsoft Windows, E-mail, Operating Systems, Software, Online Communications

Software downloads 2005-07-05

Elizabethan Insulter 1.0 (Mac)

Ever wonder what kind of insults you would have been tossing around, or having tossed at you, back during the time of old Will Shakespear? What were the popular slanders used in the court of queen Elizabeth? Well, now is you chance to find out. The Elizabethan Insulter will randomly...

Tags: Apple Macintosh, Insult, Davtri.com, Desktops, Hardware

Software downloads 2002-08-31

Insult Generator 1.0 (Mac)

A craptacular program to generate insults. (Warning: May contain obscene language)

Tags: Generator, Apple Macintosh, Insult, Sublevel 20 Development, Desktops, Hardware

Software downloads 2002-07-10

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Sony VAIO VGN-NW270F/S

Editors' note: This review is part of our 2009 Retail Laptop and Desktop Holiday Roundup, which covers specific fixed configurations of popular systems found in retail stores.The Sony Vaio VGN-NW270F/S is a stylish, spacious laptop for high-definition fans with low budgets. For a reasonable $699 at Best Buy, the Vaio...

Tags: Desktops, Sony Vaio, laptop computer, Sony Corp.

Product reviews 2009-11-24

Is Apple being too precious about the App Store?

If by precious you mean fascistthen yes they are...great...Get ready for the Jobs cultist starting another holywar because you "tarnished" their cyber-religion.Precious.The marketplace is what it is because of ownership. Apple owns the store they built and has the identical right that Disney or The Atlantic or Toyota does to...

Tags: Public relations, Microsoft Windows NT, Balmer, Microsoft Corp., Apple Inc.

Discussion threads 2009-11-23

AOL: Will Armstrong get any honeymoon?

Time to send out some free AOL signup disks ntntGood Bye AOLThe sooner AOL is just a shadow in the rear-view-mirror of technological history, the better.Since day one they were a success because of aggressive marketing not due to providing anything of any value to their customers.When they bought Time...

Tags: Transportation, America Online Inc.

Discussion threads 2009-11-19

Microsoft to share some details on IE 9 at PDC show this week

Tabs that dont hang and,1. HTML 5 standards compliance ahead of Chrome and FF2. Better plugins3. CSS 3 compliance4. FASTER!Trying to develop for IE8 is still a pain!Addon supportFor things like AdBlock Plus.Also, an x64 version of silverlight.Grow upso do not read this blog - OK? Prefer Firefox but...

Tags: Web browsers, Microsoft Internet Explorer, IE8, Mozilla Firefox, IE 9, Microsoft Corp.

Discussion threads 2009-11-17

Did Microsoft copy Mac OS for Windows 7? Yes ... uh, wait ... no ...

How do you like this....Microsoft has just patented "sudo":http://www.groklaw.net/article.php?story=20091111094923390RE: Did Microsoft copy Mac OS for Windows 7? Yes ... uh, wait ... no ...Of course, Microsoft has been copying things from the Mac for years. Look at Windows and Mac OS from the very beginning... the Mac had a...

Tags: Operating systems, Desktops, Sudo, Microsoft Corp., Apple Inc., Apple Macintosh, operating system, Microsoft Windows, Microsoft Windows 7, Apple Mac OS

Discussion threads 2009-11-12

Droid Preview: iPhone's first real competition has arrived

The MicroSD card is not only expandableIt is hot-swappable. So basically your storage is only limited to how many cards you can afford.Competition is GREAT!I am glad Android is taking off, the future is Linux driven devices/appliances.To the naysayers that Linux distro devices/appliances are a 'niche' I guess Google is...

Tags: Smart phones, Apple iPhone, Droid Preview, phone, card

Discussion threads 2009-11-05

Bard That for iPhone 1.0 (Mobile)

Bard That for iPhone is a perfect tool for Shakespearean festivals, Renaissance fairs, and other medieval events. Bard That for iPhone is designed specifically for students who may find themselves in a battle-of-wits, they need never go unarmed. Bard That for iPhone is the original iPhone Shakespearean insult generator. Equipped...

Tags: Apple iPhone, Mobile, Juicy Development, Smart Phones, Consumer Electronics, Personal Technology

Software downloads 2009-10-30

What's the key to Apple's success?

One word: QUALITYA concept absent from WindowslandTDSo sad to see how Apple destroyed the word "innovation"Apple has never, ever, done anything innovative. By applying the term to blatant rebadging of 5 year old technology, you devalue the meaning of the word and insult those who actually [b]do[/b] innovate. For shame.Oh,...

Tags: Apple Inc.

Discussion threads 2009-10-29

Insurer research arm pushes comparative effectiveness

cougarster comHey guys, do you like dating with a cougar? Or are you a cougar yourself? Okay, no matter you are looking for a NSA, FWB or serious relationship. You'll want to check this out:**== Cougarster.com ==**It's where cougars and younger men can meet(Cougar is the slang for...

Tags: Vertical industries, Benefits, HEALTHCARE, Insurance, health care, troll, Dana

Discussion threads 2009-10-28

Windows 7's latest fan: Linus Torvalds

This is great news! This picture is proof positive that Linus T. is ditching linux because it was so bloated and scarey that he is converting to Microsoft Windows 7. If the leader of linux is doing it then we can say it won't be long before the rest...

Tags: Operating systems, Happy Days, Linus Torvalds, Linus, Microsoft Windows 7, Linux, Microsoft Windows

Discussion threads 2009-10-22

Microsoft and PC makers introduce Windows 7 offers for consumers

Can't wait to see theseThe local Best Buy is having a midnight launch. I'm probably going to go and geek out for a bit.RE: Microsoft and PC makers introduce Windows 7 offers for consumersWish I could afford the upgrades.Been laid off and on for 6 years now.Could not renew my...

Tags: Operating systems, UNIX, OPEN SOURCE, Microsoft Windows Vista (Longhorn), way thing, Linux, U.S. Department of Defense, Microsoft Corp., Microsoft Windows, Win7, Microsoft Windows 7

Discussion threads 2009-10-21

Testers to get Visual Studio 2010 Beta 2 this week; final by March 2010

Side-by-side installationYou said "Also unlike its predecessors, .Net 4 can be installed side-by-side with the previously released .Net 3.5"Notwithstanding the fact that .Net 4's predecessors actually was .Net 3.5, haven't all previous versions of .Net featured side-by-side installation?translations....[i]Microsoft is touting .Net 4 as being 81 percent smaller than its predecessors,...

Tags: .NET, Application servers, Middleware, Microsoft Visual Studio, Microsoft .NET

Discussion threads 2009-10-19

Oracle Fusion - a damp squib

Vomitworthy? Please try not to choke....Dennis, Thanks for the charming review of my post. You could never could figure out the difference between a good argument and an ad hominem attack, so you've deferred to your strength, the unreasoned insult. Great job. Kind of makes it hard to comment on...

Tags: Oracle Fusion, Oracle Corp.

Discussion threads 2009-10-15