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Insultan 1.0 (Mobile)

Let Insultan the Sultan of Insultin' give you some insults.The Sultan can generate numerous insults for you from his vast knowledge of insulting things to say.

Tags: Mobile, Insult, PocketForce, Advertising & Promotion, Strategy, Marketing, Management

Software downloads 2009-07-11

Don't call me a 'mommyblogger' - the Motrin brouhaha

* Jennifer Leggio is on vacation Guest editorial by Joanne Bamberger Things got a little heated in the blogosphere last week over a Motrin ad suggesting that babies were the new mommy accessory. I don't know what was going on the...

Tags: Mother, Advertisement, Network, Blog, Insult, Joanne Bamberger, Blogging, Networking, Internet, Jennifer Leggio

Blog posts 2008-11-28

Can't jump ship fast enough: Your worst IT jobs

You don't need to read Dilbert or watch Dirty Jobs to know that awful jobs are everywhere. Most likely, you've had one or five yourself. by Deb Perelman

Tags: Job, Information Technology, Insult, Database Developer, Recruitment & Selection, Human Resources, Workforce Management, Deb Perelman

Blog posts 2008-07-08

Microsoft's OEM chief defects to Lenovo

Microsoft's OEM chief defects to LenovoSo you two work at Microsoft?For a bunch of Microsoft employees, you guys sure aren't very loyal. BTW: Ballmer does get over excited, but he's sane. I would oust him out, but he's not crazy.How many chairs did Ballmer destroy this time?Wuahahaha!! I wonder how...

Tags: Steve Ballmer, insult, Microsoft Corp., Lenovo Group Ltd.

Discussion threads 2007-12-02

AutoInsult 3.5 (Windows)

AutoInsult is a fun little program that generates insults for you in a variety of styles. It then copies them into the clipboard as text so that you can paste them into e-mails, documents, or wherever else a good insult might be needed. You can also get it to pop-up...

Tags: Insult, Coruscant, AutoInsult, Microsoft Windows, E-mail, Operating Systems, Software, Online Communications

Software downloads 2005-07-05

Elizabethan Insulter 1.0 (Mac)

Ever wonder what kind of insults you would have been tossing around, or having tossed at you, back during the time of old Will Shakespear? What were the popular slanders used in the court of queen Elizabeth? Well, now is you chance to find out. The Elizabethan Insulter will randomly...

Tags: Apple Macintosh, Insult, Davtri.com, Desktops, Hardware

Software downloads 2002-08-31

Insult Generator 1.0 (Mac)

A craptacular program to generate insults. (Warning: May contain obscene language)

Tags: Generator, Apple Macintosh, Insult, Sublevel 20 Development, Desktops, Hardware

Software downloads 2002-07-10

Additional Resources

Droid Preview: iPhone's first real competition has arrived

The MicroSD card is not only expandableIt is hot-swappable. So basically your storage is only limited to how many cards you can afford.Competition is GREAT!I am glad Android is taking off, the future is Linux driven devices/appliances.To the naysayers that Linux distro devices/appliances are a 'niche' I guess Google is...

Tags: Smart phones, Apple iPhone, Droid Preview, phone, card

Discussion threads 2009-11-05

Bard That for iPhone 1.0 (Mobile)

Bard That for iPhone is a perfect tool for Shakespearean festivals, Renaissance fairs, and other medieval events. Bard That for iPhone is designed specifically for students who may find themselves in a battle-of-wits, they need never go unarmed. Bard That for iPhone is the original iPhone Shakespearean insult generator. Equipped...

Tags: Apple iPhone, Mobile, Juicy Development, Smart Phones, Consumer Electronics, Personal Technology

Software downloads 2009-10-30

What's the key to Apple's success?

One word: QUALITYA concept absent from WindowslandTDSo sad to see how Apple destroyed the word "innovation"Apple has never, ever, done anything innovative. By applying the term to blatant rebadging of 5 year old technology, you devalue the meaning of the word and insult those who actually [b]do[/b] innovate. For shame.Oh,...

Tags: Apple Inc.

Discussion threads 2009-10-29

Insurer research arm pushes comparative effectiveness

cougarster comHey guys, do you like dating with a cougar? Or are you a cougar yourself? Okay, no matter you are looking for a NSA, FWB or serious relationship. You'll want to check this out:**== Cougarster.com ==**It's where cougars and younger men can meet(Cougar is the slang for...

Tags: Vertical industries, Benefits, HEALTHCARE, Insurance, health care, troll, Dana

Discussion threads 2009-10-28

Windows 7's latest fan: Linus Torvalds

This is great news! This picture is proof positive that Linus T. is ditching linux because it was so bloated and scarey that he is converting to Microsoft Windows 7. If the leader of linux is doing it then we can say it won't be long before the rest...

Tags: Operating systems, Happy Days, Linus Torvalds, Linus, Microsoft Windows 7, Linux, Microsoft Windows

Discussion threads 2009-10-22

Microsoft and PC makers introduce Windows 7 offers for consumers

Can't wait to see theseThe local Best Buy is having a midnight launch. I'm probably going to go and geek out for a bit.RE: Microsoft and PC makers introduce Windows 7 offers for consumersWish I could afford the upgrades.Been laid off and on for 6 years now.Could not renew my...

Tags: Operating systems, UNIX, OPEN SOURCE, Microsoft Windows Vista (Longhorn), way thing, Linux, U.S. Department of Defense, Microsoft Corp., Microsoft Windows, Win7, Microsoft Windows 7

Discussion threads 2009-10-21

Testers to get Visual Studio 2010 Beta 2 this week; final by March 2010

Side-by-side installationYou said "Also unlike its predecessors, .Net 4 can be installed side-by-side with the previously released .Net 3.5"Notwithstanding the fact that .Net 4's predecessors actually was .Net 3.5, haven't all previous versions of .Net featured side-by-side installation?translations....[i]Microsoft is touting .Net 4 as being 81 percent smaller than its predecessors,...

Tags: .NET, Application servers, Middleware, Microsoft Visual Studio, Microsoft .NET

Discussion threads 2009-10-19

Oracle Fusion - a damp squib

Vomitworthy? Please try not to choke....Dennis, Thanks for the charming review of my post. You could never could figure out the difference between a good argument and an ad hominem attack, so you've deferred to your strength, the unreasoned insult. Great job. Kind of makes it hard to comment on...

Tags: Oracle Fusion, Oracle Corp.

Discussion threads 2009-10-15

Podcast: Can Windows 7 erase Vista memories?

I am a linux user, but...I believe it CAN erase memories of vista just like XP erased ME. Don't get me wrong, I hate M$, but I do think they can, unfortunately, survive vista, and in all fairness, vista is not as bad as people think, it's pretty bad, but...

Tags: Microsoft Windows Vista (Longhorn), Microsoft Windows, podcast, Microsoft Windows Vista, Microsoft Windows 7, Vista memory, memory

Discussion threads 2009-10-14

In the aftermath of the T-Mobile Chernobyl

Lazy people.Thats all I can think. Who, in their right mind, would entrust valuable data to >> someone elses system

Tags: Backups, backup, cloud computing, T-Mobile

Discussion threads 2009-10-12

Canada scandal illustrates perils of health IT stimulus

I love it... you do a story that involves tech, and nobody says anythingPeople just like to complain. If this was a Health Reform article, you would have people screaming and crying all over TalkBackFUDDisappointing Dana, I would have thought you were above this type of FUD.RE: Canada scandal illustrates...

Tags: Vertical industries, Benefits, HEALTHCARE, health care, health-IT, stimulus

Discussion threads 2009-10-09

Apple releases iPhone OS 3.1.2

Wow, you guys have been putting up with all those bugs?Yikes. Makes me glad I have a better phone.You mean one of those phones with near zero customer satisfaction levels By near zero I mean in comparison with iPhone satisfaction levels as recently reported by JD Power.Even with this handful...

Tags: Smart phones, Telecom & Utilities, Apple iPhone, phone, Apple Inc., customer satisfaction

Discussion threads 2009-10-08

Verizon ad trashes AT&T's 3G coverage

However, JD Power tells us a slightly different storyAccording to their latest survey the iPhone is ranked top in customer satisfaction for both consumer and business users. In fact I was surprised at the size of the large margin the iPhone has with business users.I guess this means that if...

Tags: Smart phones, Telecom & Utilities, Apple iPhone, AT&T Corp., phone, Verizon Communications Inc., AT&T 3G coverage, AT&T 3G, advertisement, Apple Inc., 3G

Discussion threads 2009-10-08