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- First Microsoft make-over ad airs: $300 million well spent?
- First Microsoft make-over ad airs: $300 million well spent?Hmmm ....Could be worse ....Homer: [narrating a TV commercial] Are you tired of having your hands cut off by snowblowers? And the inevitable heart attacks that come with shoveling snow?Maybe......they should hire the company that does the Mac commercials....
- Tags: humour, advertisement, Seinfeld, Microsoft Corp., ad air
- Discussion threads 2008-09-04
- Snarky Juxtapositions
- Humour is a wonderful thing, and once in a while I read sharkys computerworld reports from the biting edge between systems people and their problems. One of those, from last week, started out like this: The 100 PCs in this law office are locked down to prevent users...
- Tags: Bill Vass
- Blog posts 2007-01-25
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- A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens 1.0 (Mobile)
- Quotes from the ebook: Preface and beginning of first chapter.PREFACE I HAVE endeavoured in this Ghostly little book, to raise the Ghost of an Idea, which shall not put my readers out of humour with themselves, with each other, with the season, or with me. May it haunt their houses...
- Tags: Mobile, Scrooge, Keyboards, E-books, Monitors & Displays, Hardware, Peripherals, Personal Technology, Components
- Software downloads 2009-11-16
- ZDNet Government version of Throw out the Trash Day
- More trash pleaseNice idea ... may I submit a similar one for the editor's consideration? Can we have 'trash of the week' by a ZDNET blogger. Serious ... with a touch of humour. Example follows.In Jason Perlow's 'The Vista is Dead' spoof mwagner@zdnet.com was moved to comment."Sounds like you didn't...
- Tags: Microsoft Windows Vista (Longhorn), Performance management, Microsoft Windows Vista
- Discussion threads 2009-10-30
- Windows 7's latest fan: Linus Torvalds
- This is great news! This picture is proof positive that Linus T. is ditching linux because it was so bloated and scarey that he is converting to Microsoft Windows 7. If the leader of linux is doing it then we can say it won't be long before the rest...
- Tags: Operating systems, Happy Days, Linus Torvalds, Linus, Microsoft Windows 7, Linux, Microsoft Windows
- Discussion threads 2009-10-22
- Should Apple make its own TV?
- yes!I have been looking for a smart tv for a while and it came only as a PC connected to a big monitor.Somebody has to break the ice, and, if it's Apple, more power to them.No!Can you imagine an Apple TV:It will be priced twice as much as any other...
- Tags: TVs, TV & Home Theater, Apple Inc., TV, Apple TV
- Discussion threads 2009-08-21
- British PM at TED: "First generation to change the world for the better"
- British Prime Minister Gordon Brown is an unlucky man. Within the first few days of his premiership, there were nationwide floods, a foot-and-mouth outbreak and attempted terror attacks in London that were only discovered through sheer luck. The extent of this man's bad luck was emphasized by popular...
- Tags: Prime Minister, Video, Corporate Communications, Performance Management, Marketing, Human Resources, Workforce Management, Zack Whittaker
- Blog posts 2009-08-14
- Who wins: Sliced bread or Windows 7?
- Money down the toilet...The sound of money flushing down a toilet, new icons and more hardware requirements.The future is appliance driven devices, not big 4G of memory machines with 1T of disk space.There is no need for this monster OS that an appliance driven unit can deliver...Linux appliances are the...
- Tags: Operating systems, hardware requirement, Microsoft Windows 7, bread, hardware, Microsoft Windows, operating system, Aero
- Discussion threads 2009-08-13
- Reformulating Murphy's law
- Reformulating Murphy's lawInteresting thoughtsIt's saddening that thought is such a rare thing among us humans.Imagine how different the world might have been.[i]"The applications to IT are less obvious but equally compelling. If you believe, for example, in the achievability of wintel security, you?ll spend lots of money setting your employer...
- Tags: Operating systems, Wintel, Unix
- Discussion threads 2009-08-01
- Five things for students to consider in the new workplace
- A simple five-point article which gives the new graduate student an idea of what they should and shouldn't do in the new workplace. Seriousness with a slight element of refined British humour provided by Zack Whittaker
- Tags: Workplace, Recruitment & Selection, Human Resources, Workforce Management, Zack Whittaker
- Blog posts 2009-07-27
- Five things for employers to consider when hiring students
- A look at five points which may or may not help employers cope with the call from upstairs, asking them to recruit a new student for the office. Mostly seriousness with a slight element of irreverent British humour provided by Zack Whittaker
- Tags: Hiring, Employer, Recruitment & Selection, Human Resources, Workforce Management, Zack Whittaker
- Blog posts 2009-07-27
- Daily Dose of Humour 1.0.1 (Mobile)
- This simple and funny application will display a hilarious one liner on your phone at the time of your choosing.Have a laugh once a day with funny one liner jokes, popping up on your phone.Lots of fun and entertainment, all on your phone.
- Tags: Phone, Mobile, Telecom & Utilities, Advertising & Promotion, Marketing
- Software downloads 2009-07-11
- Computer errors in public places
- Computer errors in public placesME ME ME!!Not sure what the point of this blog is but I guess the idea is to blame Windows?So yea, Windows is Teh Sux for crashing on faulty hardware and showing a dialog on badly written software.There, now I saved a lot of people a...
- Tags: ATM, Operating systems, PRODUCTIVITY, sarcasm, Microsoft Windows, Computer Error, computer
- Discussion threads 2009-06-24
- At this rate, Microsoft won't need Yahoo at all
- At this rate, Microsoft won't need Yahoo at allThis article is a stub!You can help your reputation by expanding it.RE: At this rate, Microsoft won't need Yahoo at allHiring away "execs" does NOT [necessarily] constitute a poaching of talent... afterall, anyone can tell you that a lot of executives are...
- Tags: Yahoo! Inc., Microsoft Corp.
- Discussion threads 2009-06-23
- Is Carol Bartz a graduate of the Jobs-Ellison School of Management?
- Is Carol Bartz a graduate of the Jobs-Ellison School of Management?Second bestYes to the no-nonsense, confront the vital issues, 'let's get real' style approach ...... but not the dismissive, egotistical, 'wtf do you think you are' charade.Too much agression fuels fear - not appropriate until a genuine crisis - better...
- Tags: Jobs-Ellison School of Management, Carol Bartz, graduate
- Discussion threads 2009-06-22
- Black Ghost OPS 2.0 1.0 (Windows)
- Dragon and Weed Black Ghost OPS 2.0 is a 2D action/infiltration shooter game. You play two mercenaries who have to stop the invasion of a dangerous military organization The Nemesis. The game is rythmed by cutscenes and humour.
- Tags: Microsoft Windows, West Dragon Productions, Games, Personal Technology
- Software downloads 2009-06-18
- Transparency buried beneath ash heap. Wallboard the fix?
- Transparency buried beneath ash heap. Wallboard the fix?I'd be careful, Harry....... if those ash heaps are now a "state secret", and if you have compiled a list of ash heaps from other sources anyway, then you may in for a visit from the men in black helicopters. Just remember...
- Tags: ash heap, Wallboard
- Discussion threads 2009-06-15
- Humour of Sufi - Laughing with Nasruddin (Mobile)
- Nashruddin Hoja Nasruddin or Mulla Nasrudin was a famous scholar, clerics and philosopher in his time. Other than being a scholar and a clerical figure, he was also known as a person with unique and interesting characters that made him one of the entertainers and advisors of a...
- Tags: Mobile, Scholar, Condetsoft, Investment, Finance
- Software downloads 2009-06-10
- The Microsoft Store? Here???s my design!
- The Microsoft Store? Here???s my design!Going nowhere.....Linux distro's are the future....#10 Apple shrineLove your work. I'd add#10 Apple shrine : A place to pay homage to the creator of most MS "innovations" perhaps with a fee or Apple tax to enter.You described Loverock's wet dream!and the first customer will be...
- Tags: Apple Mac OS X, Apple Mac OS, Leadership, Operating systems, UNIX, Darwin, Microsoft Corp., Linux Distro, Apple Inc., innovation
- Discussion threads 2009-04-19
- Dragon and Weed : Black Ghost OPS 1.1 (Windows)
- Dragon and Weed is a 2D shooter game. You play two mercenaries who have to stop the invasion of a dangerous military organisation The Nemesis. The game is rythmed by cutscenes and humour.
- Tags: Microsoft Windows, West Dragon Productions, Games, Personal Technology
- Software downloads 2009-04-13
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