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		<title><![CDATA[Golf, Intimidation, and co-opting the boss]]></title>
		<link><![CDATA[http://talkback.zdnet.com/5208-11202-0.html?forumID=1&threadID=65079&messageID=1213975&start=0]]></link>
		<description><![CDATA[Golf, Intimidation, and co-opting the bossI do believe......you're turning into a satirist.  I suppose one of the morals is that if you don't communicate effectively with your boss, others will and their communications won't necessarily be to your liking.Then again, if your work life starts looking like a Dilbert...]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 May 2009 08:55:00 -0700</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Dilbert explains why we love our mobile phones]]></title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dilbert explains why we love our mobile phonesYes...but UNLIKE a woman......mobile phones have an OFF button! ;-)RE: Dilbert explains why we love our mobile phonesI'm interested in your iphone comment... does it not handle multiple tasks well? LOLLOL - yeah, I always love Dilbert :).Apple has barred multitasking on the...]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 09:07:00 -0700</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Dilbert explains why we love our mobile phones]]></title>
		<link><![CDATA[http://blogs.zdnet.com/cell-phones/?p=866]]></link>
		<description><![CDATA[Readers here know that I have used tons of mobile phones over my history in the mobile space. I can always be found with at least one smartphone with me and am still ROTFL after reading the Dilbert comic that popped up in my RSS feeds this morning. by Matthew...]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 08:53:11 -0700</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Think before you fire:  The cost of replacing IT talent]]></title>
		<link><![CDATA[http://talkback.zdnet.com/5208-10532-0.html?forumID=1&threadID=60670&messageID=1116223&start=0]]></link>
		<description><![CDATA[Think before you fire:  The cost of replacing IT talentTwo pointsOne, the economy is not going to improve by 2010. It will be worse. Socialism wrecks an economy. Every time. And Obama and the Democrat congress are pushing socialism. Hard.Wallstreet gets it. There's a reason the Dow dropped almost...]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 16:19:00 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Dilbert was right, cube farms kill]]></title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dilbert was right, cube farms killthank youthis reference is now on my must read listAnother BS studyCome on people.  I hate working in a cube area like everyone else, but this studies are getting ridiculous.#1- Door or no door, there is always noise in the work environment.#2- Stress has...]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 09:34:00 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Dilbert's insight into managements view of virtualization]]></title>
		<link><![CDATA[http://blogs.zdnet.com/virtualization/?p=340]]></link>
		<description><![CDATA[Today's Dilbert comic strip which can be found here  was clearly meant to present an exaggerated view of some management behavior the author must have seen in his time at Pacific Telesys. I've observed the same behavior in my time. A manager reads a non-technical article describing some very...]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 00:34:49 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Dilbert on Disaster Planning]]></title>
		<link><![CDATA[http://blogs.zdnet.com/projectfailures/?p=349]]></link>
		<description><![CDATA[Recently, I've blogged a lot about the reliability of systems that should beÂ  "enterprise-capable." Given those discussions, I thought it might be instructive to see Dilbert's approach to this subject: by Michael Krigsman]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2007 06:41:46 -0700</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Too Frickin' Cool - Dilbert style!]]></title>
		<link><![CDATA[http://blogs.zdnet.com/hardware/?p=301]]></link>
		<description><![CDATA[Bit of fun by Dilbert creator Scott Adams:Now for an exciting round of what I call &ldquo;too frickin&rsquo; cool.&rdquo; The way this is played is that you describe some technology that is so futuristic, so Star Trekish, you can hardly believe that you are using it. When you are done...]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2007 12:48:37 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Are programmers underpaid, or executives overpaid?]]></title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Are programmers underpaid, or executives overpaid?Start his own company of course"What's a programmer who's already at the top of his or her development track to do?"No one ever hired Bill Gates or Michael Dell as an executive.  They hired themselves.we should outsource executives to India;)Haven't seen a 3% raise...]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Aug 2006 20:50:00 -0700</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[SOA vs. Dilbert]]></title>
		<link><![CDATA[http://blogs.zdnet.com/service-oriented/?p=312]]></link>
		<description><![CDATA[One of the unfortunate aspects of the current SOA wave is the way it imprisons our thinking. The term itself invites us to obsess over IT "architecture." The problem is our "stacks" simply don't rise high enough. With that in mind, it's probably worthwhile to step back at least once...]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jun 2005 07:43:03 -0700</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Fiorina's fuzzy vision]]></title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fiorina's fuzzy visionPCServers ?????]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Feb 2005 16:11:00 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Feeling blue? Maybe it's your cubicle]]></title>
		<link><![CDATA[http://talkback.zdnet.com/5208-9584-0.html?forumID=1&threadID=1971&messageID=41282&start=0]]></link>
		<description><![CDATA[Feeling blue? Maybe it's your cubicleDilbert's boss will NEVER believe this!And I though it was JUST ME!First off, . . . .First off, the whole idea of a cubical is depressing. I'd quit in a minute if I were forced into a little box with no privacy. If it isn't...]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2004 11:53:00 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Microsoft confirms Windows shuffle]]></title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Microsoft confirms Windows shuffleGiven the security problems, bugs, and the Linux threat, a smart move.But probably too little too late. They were busy trying to lock in customers and create every posible type of application and bolt it to the OS. That turned out to be a disaster and now...]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2003 14:58:00 -0800</pubDate>
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